Patricia Quinn as Megan. Sep 19, Rating: The acting from Meg Foster as the coven leader is cringe-inducing and hammy. Not much seemed sacrified because Heidi had already invited Satanic forces into her life and her radio show. It’s a bit of a shame all that calculated buildup was dumped at the end and forgotten. Post Share on Facebook.
And while lovers of “The Devil’s Rejects” may be intrigued by this, these same people will undoubtedly be disappointed when it is discovered that “The Lords of Salem” has a greater issue than just a flawed story and campy dialogue. More Top Movies Trailers. View All Critic Reviews Torsten Voges as Count Gorgann. Polished and calculated, this is a nerve-shattering fright fest bolstered by immaculate technique. Brynn Horrocks as Mary Webster.
The modern day witches were really effectively evil. Richard Fancy as A. Full List of Academy Awards Winners. Tries desperately to shock and offend, and succeeds only in being brutally boring. Markus Robinson Super Reviewer.
And while lovers of “The Devil’s Rejects” may be intrigued by this, these same people will undoubtedly be disappointed when it is discovered that “The Lords of Salem” has a greater issue than just a flawed story and campy dialogue. Don’t have an account?
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This film contains sequences which had me in awe, but then comes Sherri Moon with dread locks, riding a goat, followed by then another scene which looks unbelievably beautiful and then comes masturbating zombie priests. Julian Acosta as Priest. You know what I think? Movie Info From the singular mind of horror maestro Rob Zombie comes a chilling plunge into a nightmare world where evil runs in the blood. Nov 16, Rating: Uneven, nonsensical visuals are thrown in the audience’s direction like it’s the thing to do, even when their symbolisms don’t seem to be understood by anybody but Zombie himself.
For me, The Lords of Salem is unequivocally Rob Zombie’s greatest achievement as a filmmaker to date. Jul 14, Rating: Anyway, an argument could and should be made for “The Lords of Salem” being in the top 10 of said list.
Sid Haig as Dean Magnus.
I think I should go! Is Heidi going mad, or are the “Lords of Salem” returning for revenge on modern-day Salem?
Wayne Toth as Puppeteer 1. Not much seemed sacrified because Heidi had already invited Satanic forces into her life and her radio streaminf. Michael Berryman as Virgil Magnus. Gabriel Pimentel as Amon.
Please enter your email address and we will email you a new password. The real issue with “The Lords of Salem”: Daniel Roebuck as Frankenmonster. Billy Drago as Judge Samuel Mather.
There are a few films in the “history of film” which can be said to contain stunning looking sequences and still be considered terribly flawed or downright unwatchable movies. Ashland Follow me on Twitter moviesmarkus. Have you come to stick your nosy cock inside her head and fuck her brain, Mr Matthias?
In the end, as misguided as “The Lords of Salem” was, my consensus is still: The Lords of Salem has lots of atmospheric portent, but it’s unfortunately short on scares.
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For as refreshingly old-school and grungy as ‘The Devil’s Rejects’ was, his ‘Hallowee’ remake was a platitudinous, unintentionally funny flatliner. Torsten Voges as Count Gorgann.
Udo Kier as Witchhunter. Cory Taylor Super Reviewer. To this I will say that Zombie has evolved into a “real director” who will from time to time come through with some masterfully streamingg shots which are aesthetically quite impressive, but that still doesn’t mean anybody should be subjected to the rest of “The Lords of Salem”, which is for the most part a silly little film. Lisa Marie as Priscilla.
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It’s a bit of a shame all that calculated buildup was dumped at the end and forgotten. From concept to execution, ‘The Lords of Salem’ is a solemnly self-serious, excruciating piece of drek that ranks as one of the worst movies of the year.
His dialogue is at times cringe inducing and his stories aren’t very deep. Apr 18, Rating: R for disturbing violent and sexual content, graphic nudity, language and some drug use.
Polished and calculated, this is a nerve-shattering fright fest bolstered by immaculate technique. I think you’ve come here to get inside my dear little Heidi’s head The acting from Meg Foster as the coven leader is cringe-inducing and hammy.
Which brings me to ‘The Lords of Salem’ which I can safely assume or hope is the worst film that Zombie has been associated with.
Flo Lawrence as Sarah Easter. Don’t get me wrong, I have a deep-seated love for many of his other films, but there is something about Lords that just hits me deep in my soul.